| By timbotron on stupid people 
Prepare to be amazed: Janine Sugawara recently discovered that Cap'n Crunch Crunchberries are not real berries. U.S. District Court Judge Morrison England Jr. dismissed Sugawara's lawsuit: " . . . a reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the Product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist . . . So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world. " Other Potential Lawsuits for Janine Sugawara:
• Hot Dogs (rarely contains dog)
• Donkey Punch (not a beverage)
• Chicken Fingers (fingers: yes, chicken: no)
• Cap'n Crunch (not an actual naval officer)
• Baby Oil (only contains baby in Mexico)
• Frankenberries (no relationship to Al Franken)
• Marion Berry (a controlled substance, but not a berry)
• Dick Van Dyke (heterosexual) (via Susan, via The Consumerist, via Lowering the Bar) | 
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